spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via highschoolhottie)

wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

(via ha-ze)

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

(Source: femalesbelike, via acomas)

" World’s biggest lie: I love you. "
Six Word Story | Anonymous (via allineedissix)

(via bonus)